Kids Dark Vampire Costume Size:L Nothing says class like wearing

Nothing says class like wearing some faux zebra stripe as you strut down the boulevard

They'll love showing up to an ugly Christmas sweater party advertising which one is naughty and which one is nice

Most of us wouldn’t hurt a fly much less raise a sword against our fellow man

So grab your pom poms and warm up with a few high kicks and spirit tucks

Treats and/or mace to bribe and/or punish said dogs not included

Kids Dark Vampire Costume Size:L Nothing says class like wearingListen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. Any kid would give their left arm to be a vampire. Or maybe just their Xbox. And we can understand why. We would give up well, we aren't sure what we would give up to become a vampire, but we would give up something. Maybe. Vampires are honestly the coolest mythical monsters. (They are mythical right?) Sure, a werewolf can turn into a wolf, but only on the full moon. A vampire can turn into