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If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! Gothic Kiddie Cocktail is the sweetBy Elise Parsley Hardcover The first hilarious story in the New York Times bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T! series about a charismatic kid who's got a terrific knack for terrible ideas! Note to self: If your teacher tells you to bring something from nature for show and tell, she does not want you to bring an alligator! But nothing will stop Magnolia, who's determined to have the best show and tell of alluntil her reptilian rapscallion starts getting